The world’s greatest essay, written by a 12-year-old who really, really hates plain doughnuts.
I AM CRYING
It’s just a BAGEL! A BAGEL!
This child is a genius.
If your thighs touch then you’re one step closer to being a mermaid so who’s the real winner here
All the awards to Adam Hills.
"step on a Lego" sounds like a weak ass insult but if you’ve ever actually stepped on a Lego you’d understand that there’s a moment between stepping on it and regaining your senses where you actually pray for death
oh no :(
feliz navidad… feliz navidad… feliz navidad…. prospero ano y felicidad…
Without the ñ, that means anus. Prosperous anus
happy holidays everybody
when i look in the mirror I either think im the hottest person ever or a piece of shit there is no in between